I. Purpose:
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A.
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There
is no real purpose for the Dry Heat Geezers, an old car club based in
Lake Havasu City, Arizona, and hereinafter referred to as "The
Club".
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II. Membership Requirements:
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A.
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Prospective members must be Geezers, or at least act like Geezers,
and have an old car, or truck, that runs, or has been known to run at
times.
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Note: According to Webster’s
New World Dictionary of the American Language, Second College Edition, a
Geezer is “An eccentric old man or, rarely, woman”. The Club, however,
will not allow Geezerettes, or females of any kind, to become members.
(It's common knowledge that the correct term for an eccentric old woman
is Old Biddy and if they want
to start their own club, they can call themselves that!)
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B.
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Upon entering Geezerdom,
and acceptance into The Club, each member will be a Geezer for life.
Members must purchase and are encouraged to display The Club's plaque on
their rides. Be proud to be a Geezer!
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III. Officers:
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Oldest
member is President for life.
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B.
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Second oldest member is
Vice President.
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C.
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Founding Member, Bill Junge,
appointed himself Club Secretary and Club Treasurer and will continue to
hold those positions until dissolution of The Club. Club funds will be
deposited in The Club's bank account in Algodones, Mexico, and can be
spent on club or personal items as determined by The Club's Treasurer.
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IV. Meetings:
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A.
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Meetings will only occur
when two or more Geezers are present and The Club's business shall
not be discussed during such meetings.
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V. By-law Changes:
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A.
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All changes to the by-laws
will be made by The Club's Executive Committee, consisting of the Club
Secretary and Club Treasurer.
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B.
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Any changes to the by-laws,
which may occur from time to time, shall not affect existing members.
They will be "Grandfathered" in.
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Club
Motto – “IT’S GOOD OK TO BE A
GEEZER”
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